05 1 / 2019

hrovitnir:

tamascotchi:
animals-riding-animals:
toads riding snake
they took midnight train goin anywhere
#minoring in zoology was a mistake because now i know all those toads are trying to have sex with the snake #i have to live with this knowledge and now you do too.#fucking amplexus frogs will try to get with anythinfb that moves #and also anything that doesnt move

straaaangers

maaaatin’

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snekkin' down the boulevard

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05 1 / 2019

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05 1 / 2019

h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

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05 1 / 2019

pissvortex:

gunsandfireandshit:
tiffanarchy:
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haarute:
thottavius-rex:
nightbringer24:
kasaron:
This gave me a seizure, so you all need to suffer it.
… uh… what?
Oh I get it now
Yeah but also let’s not ignore the fact that his profile picture is fucking Joseph Joestar
Is any of this real?
John McAfee is a real fucking weirdo. I hate that he’s rich as sin.
Good to know he’s pro-bestiality in addition to probably being a murderer.

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05 1 / 2019

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:
snowhands:
see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time
Where are his legs